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dust*girl: table of contents

Emily Mets. June 1st, 1997

dust*girl

Either way you turn, I'll be there

july
  • get a job baby-sitting the beer swilling, nine-year-old devil-child
  • bad mouth my friends
  • talk about Ross, my boyfriend, a lot.
  • my brother crashes the family car
august
  • talk bad about Ross’ ex-girlfriend
  • talk bad about Marty
  • talk bad about drive-ins
  • my brother steals $3000 from the family and admits to being a drug-dealer
december
  • dust*girl’s mid-life crisis
  • mushy garbage and…
  • g-spot orgasms!
february
  • i don’t talk about getting dumped, ’cause i did, but we won’t talk about it
  • narm
  • dusty gets lucky
april
  • good flyday
  • trouble with boys
  • rollerskates
june
  • new york city!
  • stinkrays
august
  • the scoop on chad
  • on stealing handles
october
  • more on chad
  • an embittered me
november
  • dusty’s b-day
  • missing people
  • boredom
february
  • new love
  • retarded pining ways
june
  • out with the old, in with the new
  • parties
  • drunkenness

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